The Honourable
Jacob E
Leader of UKIP
In office
September 2015 - May 2016
Deputy Leader Unown Uzer
Preceded by Adam9317
Succeeded by Unown Uzer
Deputy Leader of UKIP
In office
December 2014 - September 2015
Leader Adam9317
Preceded by notneb
Succeeded by Unown Uzer
Member of Parliament
Assumed office
November 2014 - April 2017
Personal details
Known as Nigel/Nige/Jacob
Nationality British
Political party UKIP/Conservative
Residence United Kindom
Profession Politician

Jacob E (previously known as Nigel Farage MEP) is a dedicated, ruthless, arrogant political who has previously served UKIP and the Conservative and Unionist Party.

Early Career (September 2014 - April 2017)

Jacob E joined the Model House of Commons in September 2014 and opted to join UKIP, becoming an MP in November. He was elected UKIP Deputy Leader in December 2014 after the resignation of notneb. When adam9317 resigned as UKIP Leader in September 2015, Jacob took over the reigns. Jacob resigned UKIP leadership in May 2016 to travel the world with his trophy girlfriend. Later in the year, in September, Jacob dramatically declared that 'he was back', having been away for a week.

Defection to the Conservative Party (April 2017 - July 2017)

Jacob continued to serve as a UKIP MP until his defection to the Conservative Party in April 2017. In the same month, to mark April Fool's Day, Jacob released a 13,500 word story, in the form of a crisis, based around the members of the House. In May 2017, Jacob E passed an amendment which shut down the Crisis Committee, having failed to achieve this several times previously. Following a brief period as a Conservative MP, Jacob left the Conservative Party to stand as an independent in the June 2017 General Election, using an account named Lib Dem Party. Needing to find a scapegoat for the backlash this caused, Tanqueray91 and CoffeeGeek decided not to allow Jacob to return to the Conservative Party. Jacob briefly returned to UKIP before being kicked out of UKIP by Unown Uzer, along with Jammy Duel and hazzer1998, following a failed Vote of No Confidence against UU.

Without a Party (July 2017 - present)

From July 2017 onwards, Jacob continued to be an active member, filling in as a proxy MP when needed and producing legislation for debate. It is widely speculated that Jacob has plans to return to party politics alongside Jammy Duel and Hazzer in a spectacular plan.

Personal Life

Jacob is known for having a trophy girlfriend who is an unnamed, unknown lady in Jacob's life. Information about her is scarce however. It is known Jacob intends to travel the world with her, staying in the best hotels offering high-speed wifi to keep up to date with the MHoC; and have two or three perfect children who will attend the best schools. It is common knowledge that Trophy Dream Girl is studying medicine, straddles Jacob frequently on a kitchen floor, shares his love of alcoopops and chicken nuggets on a night out, and rejected him when he asked her on a lunch date.

Jacob would aim for his personal life to be kept private, however, he managed to write a 13000 fan fictional story in two weeks which suggests Jacob has no life outside the MHoC.